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Toe-tally Toasted socks, a pairSold out
Punny

Toe-tally Toasted

For people who are on a roll. Wrong bread, we know.

Smug toast, shocked toast and happy buttered toast, scattered with crumbs and bread puns. The perfect gift for anyone who loafs around.

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  • Printed to order in the USA. Made after you buy, not before.
  • All-over print from cuff to toe.
  • One size fits most adults.

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